me: Smart Water??? *pushes over shelf of Smart Water* oh yeah well if this water is so smart how did it get trapped in a god damn bottle !!! Seems like pretty “Shit idiot” water to me!!!!!
cashier (into phone): yeah theyre back. yeah , them. please send a police officer
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